LaunchGrill
launchgrill.com · 21 Oct
80
Well done
“The page introduces the product before the pain, leaving the most compelling arguments buried below the fold.”
- Clarity
- 81
- Audience
- 56
- Offer
- 81
- Proof
- 100
Landing page reviewLanding page review, before you launch
Grill your launch before your customers do.
LaunchGrill is a free landing page review for solo founders in the week before launch. Paste your page: a score out of 100 against 18 published tests, the lines that will lose a stranger, and what to change first.
- Free, no card
- 2–5 minutes
- Every grill is public
Round 5
A real public grill, unedited. Open it in full →
- launches graded, all public
- 32
- published tests, each with real pages
- 18
- grills per launch: now, and 24 hours later
- 2
The framework
Four axes. Eighteen tests.
Nothing that isn’t on your page. Every point traces to a named test, quoting your own words, and the score prints its own sum.
From the public record · ResumeAdapter, 90 · 7 Sept
“The page is highly polished but hides pricing at the bottom, risking bounce from price-sensitive users.”
A score of 90 still gets its one line and its findings. Every grill names the test it failed and quotes the page.
Open the grill →The record
Every grill is public. Ours included.
There is no private option and nothing to pay for one. That is the trade, and there is no signup to read any of them.
The whole record
32 launches, each counted once by its latest public grill, lowest to highest. Median 63.
← Swipe for the lower scores
- Raw4
- Undercooked9
- Cooked15
- Well done4
32 launches, each counted once by its latest public grill, lowest to highest. Lowest 10, highest 92, median 63.
Before you launch
What we measured, so you don’t have to.
We went through the directories and the landing pages ourselves. Here is what the numbers said.
- 3small directories gave a followed link on a page Google can index, and none of the famous names did.Which startup directories are actually dofollow? We checked them and read the linksRead the guide →
- 23 of 29landing pages on our record gave no honest reason to act today, as of 17 October. Even one that scored 90.23 of 29 landing pages failed the same test. It's the reason to actRead the guide →
- Under 300visitors on launch day for most Product Hunt launches, by the published numbers.Is Product Hunt worth it for a solo founder in 2026?Read the guide →
- 4causes of zero sign-ups, checked in a fixed order.Launched and got 0 sign-ups? Check these four things, in this orderRead the guide →
All guides · 215 directories checked by a person in the last 90 days
How it works
Two to five minutes, start to verdict.
- 01
Paste the page
The one a stranger lands on. Not your docs, not your repo. That page is what decides.
- 02
A stranger reads it cold
We load your page the way a first-time visitor does, top first, and hold it to a written checklist.
- 03
Fix, then grill it once more
Make a change, and 24 hours later grill the same page again, the second and last grill, to see whether it moved.
After the grill · The Launch Kit
Opening soon · not on sale yetTake your page to 164 directories with your own agent.
A playbook for each directory that your coding agent (Claude Code, Codex, Cursor) follows in your browser, starting from a brief written from your grill.
- Copy written for each directory — from the brief your grill produced, never pasted word for word.
- Stops for you — at logins, captchas and anything that costs money.
- One submission per directory, ever — each playbook dated with when it was last checked.
your agent · your browser
- Indie HustlesSubmittedno account · free queue · link not yet measured on a free listing
- Saaspa.geSubmittedyou sign in once · next free launch week
- PeerPushFree queuefree queue, or $39 to go live at once · paid option skipped
- SubmitHuntYour turncaptcha on the form · solve it, the agent carries on
- NavFoldersAsks you firstwants a link in your footer · nothing added without your yes
5 of 164 playbooks2 submitted · 1 queued · 2 waiting on you
Not a cheerleader. Not a copy polisher.
You’re a solo founder, the launch is next week, and the only feedback you have is from people who want you to feel good. The feedback that would have saved it exists — it just arrives after the one shot is spent.
- Friends and Discord
- Kind, not honest.
- Post it and see
- Feedback arrives after the one shot is spent.
- Generic AI “improve my copy”
- Rewrites words, never challenges the premise.
- A landing-page roast
- An opinion you cannot check. Every score here traces to a named test, quoting your own page. More on how it differs from a roast.
Questions
Asked before you paste.
Is it free?
Yes, with no card and nothing to pay for. Up to ten launches, two grills each. The trade is that every grill is public.
Is it AI?
Yes. An AI model reads your page, but it does not pick the score. It marks each of 18 published tests pass, partial or fail, quoting your page. The score is arithmetic on those marks, printed on every grill.
How is the landing page score worked out?
Four axes, each scored 0 to 100 from its tests, weighted Clarity 35%, Audience 18%, Offer 29%, Proof 18%. The score is the weighted sum, and every grill prints the sum: one public grill reads 28.4 + 13.9 + 14.2 + 18.0 = 74.4, so 74. All 18 tests are published in full.
Why is my grill public?
Because a score nobody can see helps nobody. Every grill is public — it has a shareable link, appears in the record, and search engines can index it. There is no private option, and it is stated before you sign in, not after. If someone else grilled your page, the link at the bottom of it takes it down — immediately if you ask from an address on that page’s own domain, otherwise I read it and reply within a day.
What does it need, and how long does it take?
A public URL. It renders the page like a visitor would, screenshot and all, and the critic takes 2–5 minutes — leave the tab, it emails you. If the page shows a bot check or renders almost nothing, there is no grill: you are told why, and it doesn’t count as one of yours. Paste the page a stranger lands on, not one behind a login.
How many can I grill?
Ten launches, and each launch gets two grills: one now, one 24 hours later, and then it is done. The pair is the whole idea — one reading, a day to change something, one reading of whether it moved. A score that shifts an hour after you edited a headline is measuring noise. A grill that fails costs you nothing and starts no wait.
Can I remove one?
Yes, from Your grills. Removing a launch destroys every grill of it, the screenshots and the public pages. It cannot be undone, and it does not give anything back: the launch still counts as one of your ten, and re-adding the same URL does not give the page its two grills back.
Is there a human review?
Not yet. It would be Said using your product the way a buyer would, re-scoring the four, and adding four an AI cannot judge honestly: Product, Market, Launch plan, Taste — with written feedback and a video. Whether it gets built depends on whether anyone wants it. Leave an address and you will hear once, if it opens.
What will it not do?
Comment on you, your team, or your English. Rewrite your page. Be nice about it.
Paste the page a stranger will land on.
Free. No card. Two to five minutes.