Terms
Last updated 13 September 2026.
What this is
LaunchGrill reads a public page and writes a critique of it: a doneness — Raw, Undercooked, Cooked or Well done — across four axes, and a list of things that will cost you on launch day.
What it is not
It is an opinion, not a fact and not advice. Nobody here is your lawyer, your accountant or your investor. A high score does not mean your launch will work and a low one does not mean it will fail. Act on a finding because it is right, not because a number said so.
What you need to be true
- The page you grill is public, and you are allowed to have it read.
- You are not using this to harass anyone. Grills are about launches, never about people.
- One account per person. Do not sign up repeatedly to get around the ten-launch limit, or re-add a page to get more than its two grills.
The grill
LaunchGrill is free. There is no card, no price and nothing to buy.
You can add up to ten launches on an account — ten in total, ever, not ten at a time. Removing a launch deletes it and its grills, but it does not give the slot back. Each launch gets two grills: one when you add it, and one re-grill 24 hours later. After those two, that launch is finished — there is no third grill. The day between them is the point: the second reading measures what you changed. A grill that fails costs you nothing and starts no wait.
You can remove a launch whenever you like, from your grills. Removing it destroys every grill of it, the screenshots and the public pages — those links stop working for anyone holding them. The slot is still spent: the launch counts against your ten whether it is there or not. It cannot be undone, and it does not reset the wait before the re-grill. A launch cannot be removed while a takedown against one of its grills is still being decided.
A human read
A grill read by a person is not on sale. It is a waitlist, there is no price attached to it, and nobody has ever paid for one. If that changes, it changes here first.
Your grills are public
Every grill gets a public permalink and appears in the record. There is no private option. If a grill is of your page and you did not run it, the link at the bottom of it takes it down. From an email address on that page’s own domain it happens the moment you ask, with nobody in the way. From any other address it reaches me instead and I answer within a day — that check is not proof of ownership, it is there so one form post from a stranger cannot silence someone else’s grill. A taken-down grill keeps its address and shows a notice there; its score, findings and screenshots are shown to nobody, and its owner is told and can contest it. The detail is in the privacy page.
Sometimes I start a grill myself, for a founder who asked for one. The critic grades it exactly as it grades any other, and the grill page says who started it. If it is your launch, that page lets you claim it: I check by hand that it is yours, and then the launch moves to your account. My grill counts as the first of its two, and it takes one of your ten launches.
I can remove any single grill — for example one that captured the wrong page. Its page and screenshots go, it still counts as one of its launch’s two grills, and if it was yours you are emailed the reason.
When it breaks
It will, sometimes. The critic runs on a free service that only allows so many grills a day, and pages sometimes refuse to load. A failed grill costs you nothing, starts no wait, and can be retried. You have paid nothing, so there is nothing to refund and nothing else to claim: this is a free service from one person and it is offered as one.
Ending it
Delete your account whenever you like from your account page, and your grills, launches, screenshots and sign-in go with it. One thing does not: if you left an address for a human read, that list is separate and keeps it — email grill@launchgrill.comand it goes the same day. I can close an account being used to harass someone or to dodge the limit, and I will say why.
Law
These terms are governed by the law of England and Wales. If a court finds one line here unenforceable, the rest still stands.