Roast my landing page
The honest read you asked for, done so you can check it. Paste your page and get a score, the lines that lose a stranger, and what to change.
Free. No card. Two to five minutes; it emails you when it’s done.
What you get
- A score from 0 to 100 across four axes: Clarity (35), Audience (18), Offer (29), Proof (18).
- The problems a first-time visitor will hit, each quoting the words on your page that cause it.
- Up to two proposals per problem. You decide what to change.
- A second grill of the same page 24 hours later, so you can see whether your change moved the score.
How it differs from a roast
- Every score follows from 18 written tests you can read before you paste anything.
- Every finding quotes your page. A line a third party couldn’t check is cut.
- It is harsh about the page and says nothing about you, your team or your English.
- The result is a public page with a link you can share, or ignore. See real ones.
What it can’t tell you
It reads your page the way a stranger does: the words, the offer, who it is for and the proof. It does not grade your visual design or test your product, and it cannot see whether your sign-up tracking works. If you launched and got visitors but no sign-ups, check that the sign-up is recorded before you blame the page.